Golmaal 3 - Funny Dialogues

Golmaal 3 - Funny Dialogues
Cast: Mithun Chakravarthy, Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor, Arshad Warsi, Tushaar Kapoor, Shreyas Talpade, Kunal Khemu and Ratna Pathak Shah
Producer - Dhilin Mehta
Director - Rohit Shetty
Music - Pritam
Dialogues - Farhad, Sajid, Bunty Rathore and T.S Rathore
Story Writers - Farhad, Sajid, K Subhash and Yunus Sajawal
Release Date - Nov 5, 2010
Characters - 
Mithun Chakraborty...... Pritam / Pappu
Ajay Devgn...... Gopal
Kareena Kapoor...... Dabboo
Arshad Warsi...... Madhav
Tusshar Kapoor...... Lucky
Shreyas Talpade...... Laxman 1
Kunal Khemu...... Laxman 2
Ratna Pathak...... Geeta / Guddi
Johny Lever...... Puppy Bhai
Sanjay Mishra...... Daga
Vrajesh Hirjee...... Teja
Ashwini Kalsekar...... Chintu
Murli Sharma...... Dhande
Mukesh Tiwari...... Vasooli
Vijay Patkar...... Gandhari
Prem Chopra...... Prem Chopra
Jennifer Mayani...... Cameo
Parag Desai...... Painter
Viju Khote...... Shambhu Kaka


Madhav -  Tumhare paas college hai mere paas knowledge hai

Madhav - Karlo zyaada ka irrada go get it

Laxman 2 - Science, commerce aur arts teeno main top kiya

Laxman 2 - Josh hai to hausle hai
Chidiya hai to ghosle hai
Harsha hai to bhogle hai
Asha hai to bhosle hai

Ponytail Guy - Mere pyaar ka ras zara chakhle o mere hakhle

Dabbu - Abe ae jhandu balm ke dhakkan kaan ke niche se tanpoora bajaungi teri maa ki chal nikal
Pritam - Chal tum logo ne nakli paper beche bache fail ho gaye to
Maadhav - Paa bachcho ko sabak milega agli baar shortkut to nahi lenge mehnat karege
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Pritam - Arey tune bol diya isi main mehnat hogayi zaada mat bol, mehnat ko acha nahi lagega

Laxman 2 - Aur ye baat to aap bhi jaante hai Paa, ke Kutte ka naam masakalli rakh denge se, wo Kutta kabootar nahi ho jata

Madhav - Dabbooo......aisa lagta hai dibbe ke upar nozle hai jismain se boo ati hai

Madhav - Kaun hai tu
Gopal - Gopal,  Gopal kehte hai mujhay
Madhav - aur waise kaun hai tu

Laxman 1 - Matlab tu bhi LLLLLLLLLLaxman hai
Laxman 2 - Main laxman hu tu LaLaLaLaLaxman hai
Gopal - Tu Ungli dikhana
Madhav - Tu hath lagana
lagana lagana dikhana dikhana

Dabboo - Benchick mara onde foski chuzio
Kya soch rahe ho ????
Gopal - Teri gali ka Matlab

Gopal - Acha karta hai acha karta hai, Hindi main kar na hindi main
Laxman 1 - Ae kya chal raha hai yeh PPPogo CChchannel pe

Laxman 2 - Puppy bhai Aap hi hamar pillar ho
Lost and Found memory ke chillar ho
Aap hi hamare Johny aur aap hi Hamare lever ho

Prem Chopra - Makhmal ke aalishaan karleen par khatmal ka basera shobha nahi deta arey kahan Raja Bhoj aur kahan Gangu Teli
Pritam - Woh dono kahan hai......Mujhay nahi maalum!!
Prem Chopra - Patharo ki barish main tum sheeshay ka chaata banane ja rahe ho
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Pritam - Prem Chopra sahab jinke ghar sheeshey ke hote hai na,  woh kapde basement main badal te hai, koi shakk!

Pritam - Guddi tum bahut Buddhi ho gayee ho!

Lucky - Aeeeeeeeeeeee Uuutiye Uaamine Uaarazaade Uam ai to Ulli Ulli Ulli Ota Oiya
Gopal -  He he Naach ke bol na bahot mazaa ayega nach ke bol..!

Geeta - Woh mere bache nahi hai, woh shambhu ka ka ke hai
Pritam - Kya tumne Shambhu Kaka se shaadi kar li...?
Shambhu - Guddi beti ye kya keh raha hai???

Pritam - Guddi, Mere bhi zindagi ka har din shuru hota tha Roshni ke saath aur Chandni pe khatam
Geeta - Huh do do ke saath..chhi!
Madhav - Chi Paa Chi is umar main........ sharam aani chahiye aap ko....... upar wala bhi aap se do ya teen din hi bada hoga budhape pe bhudapa aaraha hai aur harkatein itni giri hui

Dabboo - Lucky u always wanted a mother no
Laxman 2 - Jinki sarr ho maa ki chaav paav ke neeche......
Lucky - Muahhhhhh
Laxman 2 - chumma....
Lucky - Muahhhhhhh
Laxman 2 - emraan hashmi......
Dabboo - Jannat

Madhav - Pehle humein hamari hone wali ma aur uske bacho se milna hai
Dabboo - Shaadi ke din mil lena
Laxman 2 - Shaadi se pehle milna hai
Dabboo - Milna hai.... Milna hai...... Milna hai.....
Tumhari maa ka ghosla!!!!!

Gopal - Aap sharab peete hai
Pritam - Inquiry kar rahe ho to na
Agar offer kar rahe ho to haa

Old Officer - Do aatmao ka milan
Dabboo - Arey O maa ke pakao aatma
Dabboo - Uncle poora din loge kya chalo daalo
Hogayi.........shaadi

Dabboo - Ae titanic ke doobte jhahaz chal paani de
Geeta - Pappu na jaane kyun meri bai aakh phadak rahi hai?
Golmaal 3 Dialogues only @ http://www.moviehattan.com/ 
Dabboo - Kyuki.... thodi hi der main maa ki aakh honewali hai

Lucky[on the hot pan] - Aooooooooooo maa uiiiiiiii aaa bali uuutiye oo lalal iyaa baal baal baal baal baal jaloyeeeee

Madhav - Meri bhi self respect utni hai jitna India ke president ki hai
Pritam - Kaise
Madhav - Woh mere ghar nahi aati main unke ghar nahi jaata...

Dabboo - Tum log Paa ko chodne aaye ho na
Madhav - Yeh koi padhayee hai jo inhein chod denge

Madhav - Maa teri mamta ka warsi aagaya

Laxman 2 - Matlab ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaaye
Fashion designer nanga naahaye
Jaisurya Srilanka jaaye

Gopal - Mast lag rahe ho paa aise lag rahe ho jaise
Laxman 1 - Rafeeq.....Terriffic

Madhav - Puppy bhai ....yeh line aapko shobha nahi deti
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Puppy Bhai - Tereko kaise maloom hai Shobha mere ko line nahi deti thi yaar

Laxman 2 - Gopal....ek second...Paaaaaaaaaaaa! jhooth mat boliye.........maharani ka haar aapke paas...
Arey upar wala akhroat bhi ussi ko deta hai jiske mooh main daant hi nahi hai

Laxman 2 - Dekhiye Paa picture ka naam Naya Daur rakhne se picture nayi nahi ho jaati

Puppy Bhai - Arey haar isi ke paas hai...isi ke ghar main..Khidki se nikal ke bedroom ke paas...Hoolaaaaaa...........Conductor Pandarpurr ka ticket de na mereko!!!!!

Laxman 2 - Puppy ne mere bhai ki pappi li......mere bhai ki pappi li......arey swimming pool nahi mila to gutter se kaam chala liya?

Geeta - Pritam tum bhi ....is umar main honeymoon..... log kya kahege??????
Pritam - Arey Guddi kisi ko kya maloom..ke hum.......!!!
Passenger - Hello Geeta jii Happy Honey moon...Happy Honey moon

Dabboo - Haan inke bheech main chuhe billi ka khel khatam ho gaya
Laxman 2 - Paa... kyuki humlog samajh gaye jab billi ko bhookh lage to usey pahad khodna chahiye...kyunki khoda pahaad nikla chuha


Compiled By Moviehattan Team,

November 29, 2010 | 3:31 PM IST

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